James and Bobby have taken care of each other ever since their parents died, but Bobby is stuck in high school identity crisis while James tries to figure out what he going to do about his sister trying to take him to court over their parents’ will. Meanwhile, their other brother Dennis shows back just in time for the court hearing—especially since he’s on the run from Russian anarchists. But things begin to change when James and his sister’s lawyer begin to fall for each other and Bobby decides he is going to change himself to impress a girl at school. Will any of them figure out who they really are? Will we ever be able to understand what this movie is even about?
Production Quality (2 points)
Though the production quality of this film is mostly fine, the same cannot be said about the rest of the film. Nonetheless, video quality, camera work, and audio quality are all fine and what they should be. The soundtrack is a bit dumb but not all bad. Sets, locations, and props are fine, even if they are a bit juvenile at times. There are some weird sound effects throughout, as well as some awkward transitions and ‘artistic’ asides that tend to hamper things. But on the whole, this production is respectable enough. However, this trend does not continue throughout the film.
Plot and Storyline Quality (0 points)
There is literally no way to understand where this plot is coming from or where it’s even going. Full of zany, eccentric characters that spout childishly comedic and stupid dialogue, this story overall lacks focus, direction, and purpose. A majority of the scenes are lazily designed to elicit some sort of amused snicker or even eye-roll just because they’re so stupid. The storyline is aimless and generally lacks arcs. It most definitely lacks depth and meaning. The Christian message is forced and awkward. Any lesson that is trying to be conveyed here is totally lost in the wake of nonsense. Basically, this ‘plot’ needed a lot of vetting before it was released to the public.
Acting Quality (1 point)
Much like the characters, the cast members are mostly off the wall and over the top in their performances. Emotions are forced and so-called comedy is painful. Though there are some good moments here that save this section from nothingness, it’s just not good enough.
One has to wonder why Provident decided to stamp their name on this madness. What is the true faith-based on even inspirational value to this film? It’s not even marketable or watchable. Most audiences will turn this off after about ten minutes. True comedy takes well-developed characters and witty, well-thought-out dialogue, not just throwing stuff against the wall to see what happens. Another day, another failed Christian film.
Final Rating: 3 out of 10 points