The Church of Truth is gearing up for their new pastor—they tend to go through pastors constantly due to the scandals the pastors create for themselves. Now the few members that are left do not trust the incoming pastor due to the antics of the previous one, so they have banded together to take their church back. However, as usual, things do not go as they originally planned.
Production Quality (.5 point)
It’s very difficult to discern what the creators of this film were exactly going for. The production is one of the most unique and strange we have witnessed. Though video quality is fine, this is the only good element of the entire film. Lighting is weird throughout the film and camera work is extremely dizzying. Audio quality is below par and the soundtrack is quite annoying. Sets, locations, and props are very cheap and limited. Finally, the editing and presentation style are off-the-wall and juvenile. There is really little justification for the way this film is presented, which is why no one has tried to do it this way before. Essentially, it’s hard to see the justification for this movie.
Plot and Storyline Quality (0 points)
This movie is dominated by an absurd and obnoxious live narration trope that directs the main character to constantly interject her comments and lengthy explanations. This plot device to truly the worst. But even without this, the few characters that there are very annoying and over the top due to head-scratching and forced comedy dialogue. None of it is funny—it’s not even unintentionally funny—which makes the entire movie a drag. The storyline just continually slogs on with meandering and wearing conversations that never really go anywhere or serve any purpose except for the prolonging of this madness. The plot scope is very limited and it’s once again extremely difficult to justify this film’s existence. How these sorts of things are continually made is beyond us.
Acting Quality (0 points)
As can be expected, in keeping with the rest of this film’s elements, the acting is overdone, juvenile, forceful, and mostly annoying. Cast members take their characters to the emotional and ‘comedic’ extremes and lines are forced in very awkward ways. If this cast meant well, it’s difficult to tell. However, it is clear that no coaching was present here, thus round out a very wasted effort.
It is increasingly unclear what the creators of this film were going for when they decided to make this. This idea is barely long enough to sustain a feature length film and it’s certainly not one that ever needs to be repeated. These sorts of films continue to serve as an embarrassment to Christian movies, but hopefully they will soon be forgotten and their mistakes can be learned from.
Final Rating: .5 out of 10 points