Jake Casper is just a random teenager who stumbles upon a magical box while cleaning out his late grandfather’s attic. He discovers a magic nail inside that was used to piece the hand of Jesus. Since it’s Christmastime, Jake decides to go around and heal people with the magical power of the nail, even the most evil bully in town, who’s dying in a hospital bed. But will Jake and his friends be able to get past the security guards to save him?
Production Quality (1.5 points)
The Messenger’s Box has plenty of issues, but at least the production is mostly average. Video quality, camera work, and audio quality are all mostly fine. However, the soundtrack is generic, and sets, locations, and props are somewhat cheap, even though there is definitely effort here. Some flashbacks have an odd quality about them, and there are some cheesy special effects. The most obvious error here pertains to the very abrupt scene chances and transitions, like this film was chopped together in post. Basically, though there is effort here, it still only comes out as average.
Plot and Storyline Quality (0 points)
This film has one of the dumbest magical Christmas device plots ever. Everything about it is extremely juvenile and overly dramatic. Even with all of this, there is still not much content to speak of as not much happens outside of the magical elements and the awkward forced comedy sequences. Most of the dialogue is very forced and scripted, and a majority of it focuses on the magical plot device and other insignificant asides. Thus, this creates characters that are all fixated on either the magical ‘thing’ or on the dumbest sidebar topics. Besides this, they come off as uninspiring and flat rather than accessible and realistic. Essentially, whoever dreamed up this stupid idea of a film needs to seriously revamp their movie making process.
Acting Quality (0 points)
To match their characters, this cast is very robotic, stiff, wooden, and empty in most of their performances. Emotions are basically non-existent as everything is either very dramatic or very matter-of-fact. Line delivery is overly practiced. Unfortunately, there is very little positive to say about this extremely cheesy film.
Gary Bosek and his team obviously did not think this one through very well. Using Crystal Creek people as cast members is one thing, but basing your entire plot on a stupid ‘Bible’ magical device in a Christmas context is a completely worn out idea and is so juvenile that it has no place in Christian film. This is just all wrong as a movie and should have been scrapped from the beginning.
Final Rating: 1.5 out of 10 points