Hilton Head Island, Season 2 (Series Review)

Plot Summary

Following the critically denounced blockbuster debut season of Hilton Head Island, which is the world’s first ever Hope Opera, the second season appeared on PureFlix On Demand in a similar fashion as the first with no warning or marketing to proceed its release.  Nevertheless, the second season picks up at the cliffhanger where the first left off–only this time, the cast is smaller and the green screens are more obvious.  Daniel Trisk has woken up from his partially fake coma, and he’s taking the Isle News Network back over (as if anybody was watching it in the first place).  As he shakes up the staff and whips people into shape, we actually get some looks at what they actually play on their fake channel.  However, as usual, there’s a lot of trumped-up intrigue and fake drama that will have you rolling your eyes along with us.


Production Quality (1 point)

The second season of this ridiculous excuse for entertainment is just as cheap – probably cheaper – than they first season.  Although video quality is fine, the camera is constantly shifting around even though every shot is already as tight as possible to hide the fact that this nonsense was entirely filmed in a set.  This set was complete with a very poorly constructed green screen that gives the characters special outlines and sometimes bleeds through objects on camera.  The only parts that aren’t filmed in front of a green screen (there might have been one real set in there somewhere) utilize the exact same stock footage sequences we saw from the first season – including the ones of the false exterior of the network building that’s used about 4843928 times.  The rest of the stock footage has nobody in it, as if this island is completely abandoned save for our favorite main characters (some of which have already left the show).  Since the stock footage takes up nearly half of each very short episode, there’s little that can be accomplished.  Elsewhere, the soundtrack is cheesy and generic, and every scene feels like it begins just as characters start doing things rather than having it flow into things that are already naturally happening.  Finally, the introduction sequence was seriously made on Windows Movie Maker.  That’s about it for this section.

Plot and Storyline Quality (-1 points)

Where to start?  How about with the weird Christian worldview that earns this section a negative point?  As if Wink Martindale weren’t a bad enough TV preacher impersonator, we get strange lectures from the very white, awkward, and geriatric patriarch of the Trisk family about how Christianity is all about legalism and behavior modification (the token black woman gets to say a few things about this topic too).  All of the dialogue is overly dramatic, and Bible verses are used in bizarre ways.  In typical soap opera form, the ‘story’ is chock-full of forced and fake drama as the subplots fragment all over the place and as conversations are used to dump information onto the audience, especially when explaining where the missing cast members went.  There’s still so much going on here that there is no chance for any character or plot depth, as if the writers even knew how to do that in the first place.  The ‘plot’ jumps from one thing to the next as the characters are just stand-ins and representations of issues and circumstances.  Nearly 60% of the plot takes place in the context of phone conversations, and Christian tropes and trite lessons inserted awkwardly into so-called stories.  In typical PureFlix fashion, young people are portrayed in insulting ways as the series basically has no grasp on reality.  A lot of ‘good’ characters are questionable at being ‘good’, and the ‘bad’ characters are total strawmen to the point that it’s not even funny.  Basically, I think you can get the picture that there’s nothing good here and that there’s not even an ounce of potential in this garbage.

Acting Quality (0 points)

To say the least, this ever-shrinking cast exhibits some of the worst acting possible.  Line delivery is forced down your throat like cast members are saying lines through a strainer.  Attempts at emotions are like fingernails in a chalkboard.  A majority of the scenes appear to be one-take as cast members awkwardly stand around making annoyingly stereotypic movements and just mindlessly recite lines.  This doesn’t even cover the fact that this cast is extremely fake-looking, and the makeup work is atrocious.  It’s really no surprise that this cast is smaller than the first season (even Donna Mills had something better to do), but we can’t even do without Carey Scott’s stiff and wooden performances.  As a side note, most the time, it seems like Anna Zielinki is trolling – it’s either that, or she’s a terrible villain.  Further, there are basically no extras in this cast, which lends further to the portrayal of Hilton Head Island as a ghost town.

Continuity Quality (1 point)

Although there is some continuity between episodes, there is still little to no organization in this series.  It’s nearly impossible to accomplish anything substantial in incredibly short episodes that are replete with stock footage.  It’s also too easy to make mindless 20-minute episodes, especially when this second season is half the length of the first.  However, for all the die-hard Hilton Head Island fans, Season 2 provides us with yet another forced cliffhanger ending that’s designed to make you want another season (if they have any cast members left by then).


PureFlix makes garbage and just keeps trucking along.  You can’t fault them for having drive.  They try new things and attempt to pander to their audience for quick cash grabs.  Even still, I greatly fail to see the market for this ‘Hope Opera’.  There’s definitely an untapped market for good Christian series, but this ain’t the way.  This is the last thing you want in a Christian series unless you have nothing better to do with your free month of PureFlix On Demand.


Final Rating: 1 out of 10 points


14 thoughts on “Hilton Head Island, Season 2 (Series Review)

  1. I liked the show. So did my husband and friends. I liked the acting. SPOILER ALERT: I actually think that Daniel Trisk did a great job pulling out of the coma and making it believable to me. Separately, the show is definitely NOT for children at all. I would say adults and maybe older teens with adult supervision. You’re dealing with serious matters like ongoing infidelity and alcoholism… not for children. The camera angle issues with people looking off to the side rather than directly at the person you’re talking to was very distracting though. I’m sad The series is halfway through season two and there is nothing else… Seriously… you can’t leave us hanging like that! It did seem like Deliah was a bit to diabolical and dark toward the end. She actually seemed excited about what happened to Victoria in season two episode 10. That was beyond sick… way to dark for me! The sad reality is that there are really people like that in the world. 😦


  2. BTW If you do decide to do some research IMDB is incorrect. They have me doing 160 episodes of ATWT, I actually did over 900 episodes. They refuse to correct because of their
    flawed protocol. I’m not the only soap actor from the 80’s and 90’s with the same problem. But I wonder if you would have even looked into that.


  3. I thought your review was cliche-ridden, ignorant and poorly researched. I particularly resented your personal attack on me as “white” ( as if that is derogatory in and of itself), awkward, and geriatric. Your ignorance is that you have obviously done no research whatsoever, nor, it seems have you ever watched a soap opera.
    If I were ever awkward it would have been recognized 50 years ago when I started my on camera career which you have apparently never looked at. You’re right- we are trying to do all of these scenes in one take. You’re right – we have a limited budget and we are trying to use, experimentally, the latest digital technology to bring some wholesome, faith-based, entertainment. You almost seem anti-Christian in your biased comments regarding the writing.
    As far as being geriatric, I’m available at any time, at 70 years old, to do a photo shoot of both of us with our shirts off.
    Michael Swan


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  5. I don’t get this scathing review. It seems to me that all of the faults that the reviewer points out here are done intentionally in order to fit the genre of ‘soap opera’. I don’t think this is trying to be an out-of-the-box soap opera like FOX’s ’24’.


  6. Because people who like to watch TV shows will automatically choose this exciting series when scrolling through the innumerable options on their streaming service. Is there anybody out there who actually watches this show? Please tell me I’m not the only fan! We should form a group like Hallmark, but instead of Hearties, we can be Triskies (not to be confused with Friskies, a brand of cat food). But anyway, all the aspects of this show are really sad when you consider how much money Pureflix has to work with, and the fact that they have produced higher quality content in the past.


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